If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
53 years ago today, Judy Garland made history at Carnegie Hall.
The April 23, 1961 concert has been called “the greatest night in show business history”.
The double album recorded that night remains one of the most successful albums in history, spending 73 weeks on the Billboard Chart (13 weeks at #1) and it’s never been out of print.
"Judy at Carnegie Hall" won 4 Grammy Awards, and was the first live album, and the first album by a female performer to win the Grammy for Album of the Year.
|cousin:||guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]|
|cousin:||oh fuck oh fuck|
|cousin:||broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes|
|me:||I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY|
|me:||OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG|
|cousin:||no please don't|
|me:||COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.|
|cousin:||I hate you.|
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
God that would be lovely.